NewsRadio, Season 3

Dave:
Maybe you should lay off those sandwiches.

Bill:
No, that's just it. I finished the last one at 12:41 last night. Ever since, things have been happening to my body.

Dave:
Would it be impolite at this point in the conversation to just run away from you?

Bill:
I think my system got used to its hourly fix of artificial preservatives. My body has started to age incredibly rapidly.

Dave:
No it hasn't.

Bill:
Yes it has. We're running out of time, look! Help me, I'm begging you!

Dave:
You actually dyed you hair grey to convince me to bring back the sandwich machine?

Bill:
Yes, I did! Now do you understand how important this is to me?

Dave:
Only if you dyed all your hair grey to match.

Bill:
I did!