NewsRadio, Season 3

Lisa:
You're Canadian?

Mr. James:
I am?

Lisa:
Not you, sir. Him.

Mr. James:
Oh no. Dave? He's from the Midwest, the heart of America where the real Americans live. You're as American as apple pie, aren't you, Dave?

Dave:
Yeah.

Lisa:
Then what is this all about?

Dave:
What's what all ab- uh... What's what?

Lisa:
You're afraid to say it, aren't you.

Dave:
No.

Lisa:
Yes, you are.

Dave:
No.

Lisa:
Yes, you are. If you have nothing to hide, say "about".

Dave:
No.

Lisa:
Say it.

Dave:
No.

Lisa:
Say "out".

Dave:
No.

Lisa:
House. Couch.

Dave:
Your honor, I plead the fifth.

Lisa:
I don't know if you have that right.

Dave:
I do too, eh!

Mr. James:
Oh my God.