The Newsroom, Season 2

Charlie:
Hey, money skirt!

Sloan:
The day will come when we have an HR rep who cares what goes on on this floor. And on that day, sir, I will dance upon your grave.

Charlie:
Reciting stock quotes and wearing a skirt?

Sloan:
How much time do I have to formulate a comeback?

Charlie:
That was it. The first thing out of your mouth is the comeback - you wasted yours on a question about comebacks. [pause] Fantasy football draft starts in 10 minutes.

Sloan:
I know. I'm the commissioner.

Charlie:
Your parents must be proud.

Sloan:
They are. I was elected unanimously.

Charlie:
You were unopposed - just like when you were elected class treasurer.

Sloan:
That was an important job.

Charlie:
It wasn't.

Sloan:
Why does it have to be like this?

Charlie:
Because you're a nerd and I'm a nerd and you make nerds look bad.

Sloan:
No, I make nerds look good.