Ashes to Ashes, Series 1

[Alex, Gene, Chris and Ray have walked into a hotel room minutes after Neary has had gay sex. Chris opens up a briefcase that turns out to be full of sex toys. He holds up a dildo and inspects it.]

Chris Skelton:
He must have bloody big ears.

Alex Drake:
Wrong orifice, Chris. It's a butt plug.

['Chris looks at it, still puzzled.]

Gene Hunt:
It goes up your arse, Chris!