The O.C., Season 3

[Seth, Summer, Ryan, and Marissa are in the diner, discussing how they're going to help Johnny.]

Seth:
If any of you were remotely Jewish, I would just say we could pool our bar mitzvah money, but... Holy crap, that's it.

Summer:
What's it?

Ryan:
No, no, no, no, no.

Seth:
Yes.

Ryan:
No way, dude.

Seth:
Yes way, dude.

Ryan:
I'm sorry, I can't. I'm not having it.

Summer:
Having what?

Seth:
A bar mitzvah.

Summer:
Ryan gets a bar mitzvah. Now that is funny.

Ryan:
Yeah. Summer's laughing.

Seth:
No, that's just gas.

[Summer slaps Seth.]

Seth:
Now, listen to me. This wouldn't be an ordinary bar mitzvah. You know what this would be? Wait for it... A Chrismukkah bar mitzvahkkah. Spell that, dude.

Ryan:
That's crazy.

Seth:
Yeah, so crazy it just might work.