October Road, Season 1

[Sam finds Eddie at the barbecue, after he stood up Janet]

Sam:
Interesting.

Eddie:
What?

Sam:
Or maybe disappointing is more like it.

Eddie:
Your mom here?

Sam:
No, she couldn't make it. She's too busy convincing the nicest person in all of Knight's Ridge that you're not as bad as you seem right now.

Eddie:
You're a little out of your station here Sam, don't you think?

Sam:
Why didn't you bring her? 'Fraid of getting teased?

Eddie:
It's a tough lesson about getting older Sam, but everyone has a role in the big picture. If somebody stops serving that role, then, the whole thing crumbles.

Sam:
So what's your role?

Eddie:
To date a…certain kind of girl…the really beautiful kind

Sam:
You know when horses make poop? My grandmother calls it pucky.

Eddie:
So?

Sam:
Everything you've just said, I'm pretty sure is horse pucky. And Janet? I think she is the beautiful kind.