The Office, Season 7

[Michael bumps into David Brent coming out of an elevator]

David:
Oh, sorry, mate.

Michael:
[in a poor British accent] "Oh, sorry, mate. Excuse me, mate."

David:
[laughing] What are you doing?

Michael:
English.

David:
You're picking on the wrong person, I can tell you that much.

Michael:
No, no, I'm not picking on you at all! You're English, correct?

David:
Yeah, big time, yeah. Who are you?

Michael:
I'm working on an English character. It's called Reginald Pooftah.

David:
Oh! David Brent, my liege. How are you?

[they shake hands]

Michael:
Michael Scott.

David:
Oh, righty-o. I do characters as well. I got a Chinese fella. Not politically correct, but he's called Ho Lee [bleep]. That's what it sounds like.

Michael:
I do Ping!

David:
"Herro! Herro!"

Michael:
"Herro, I'm Ping!"

David:
You can't do that these days.

Michael:
No, no, no, and people don't understand that it has nothing to do with making fun of a different nationality.

David:
No, no, comedy is a place where the mind goes to tickle itself. That's what she said! Hahahahaha!!!

[Michael hugs David]

Michael:
That's good! A pleasure to meet you!

David:
Where are you working?

Michael:
Dunder Mifflin.

David:
Any jobs going?

Michael:
No, not right now.

David:
Just let me know.

Michael:
Alright. See you around.

David:
OK, man.

Michael:
Bye-bye. [David walks off] What a nice guy.