The Office, Season 7

[The entire office staff sings a surprise song to Michael to the tune of "Seasons of Love" from Rent]

Andy:
Nine million, nine hundred eighty six thousand minutes! We actually sat down, and did the math.

All:
Nine million, nine hundred eighty six thousand minutes! That's how many minutes, that you've worked here.

Pam:
In costumes!

Jim:
And impressions!

Toby:
In meetings.

Erin and Kelly:
And cups of coffee.

Kevin:
For birthdays!

Stanley:
More meetings and...

Women:
...E-mail forwards you made us read.

All:
Nine million, nine hundred eighty six thousand minutes! That's like watching Die Hard, eighty thousand times!

Meredith:
You hit me with your car!

Ryan:
You helped me get off drugs!

Creed:
I watch you when you sleep.

Oscar:
I forgive you for kissing me!

All:
Remember to call. Call. Remember to call. Call. Remember to call. Call.

Erin and Kelly:
Call, text or e-mail, or call.

Deangelo:
[falsetto] Measure your life in love!

All:
Remember to call, remember to call. Remember to call.