The Office, Season 8

Dwight:
Gabe, I always wondered what it is you did around here. Now I found out. You're the bagel guy.

Gabe:
Yeah. But not just bagels. All unwanted problems. Question: What's the most important appliance in your house?

Dwight:
Meat grinder.

Gabe:
[makes buzzer sound] Too slow. It's the toilet. And I am the toilet of this office. I flush away annoying problems so others can keep their hands clean. And, just like a toilet, I am essential.

Dwight:
You know, Gabe? You could have gone with garbage disposal, incinerator, or eraser, and instead you chose toilet. God bless you. You're an American classic.