One Foot In The Grave, Series 2 (1990)

[Discussing Victor and Patrick's feud]

Pippa:
I don't know what to do about him and Victor. I mean, it's one thing to call someone a "tosspot" to their face, but when you go to the lengths of having it iced on the front of a Thornton's easter egg, I think it's got beyond a joke. I mean, he did put a card in the post as well. No name or address on the envelope, just the word's "To that cretin in the cap." I suppose it helped him let off steam at the time.

Margaret:
Yes. The irony is, we received it. About the quickest a letter's ever got to us, I think.