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Only Fools and Horses, Series 3 (1983)

Only Fools and Horses was a British television sitcom which aired on BBC for seven seasons, nineteen Christmas specials, and six special editions, from 1981 to 2003. It also has a spin-off series called The Green Green Grass, and a prequel trilogy c… more »

Del:
Well, why don't you tell them what happened to poor Rita Alldridge then?

Rodney:
Yes! Good idea! What happened to Rita Alldridge then?

Del:
Last Friday night she was indecently assaulted over by the adventure playground.

Rodney:
No! Did she report it?

Del:
Yeah, I saw her this morning, she'd just been down the police station.

Rodney:
Right. There you are, you see; that's exactly the sort of thing... Hang on a minute, if this happened on Friday night, how come it's taken her 'til Wednesday to report it?

Del:
Because she didn't know she'd been indecently assaulted until this morning when the bloke's cheque bounced.

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