Only Fools and Horses, Series 3 (1983)

Del:
I might be able to offer you a much better deal my son. I could get this pub decorated to the exact same standard as Brendan, and it would cost your brewery a mere £2000.

Rodney:
£2000?

Grandad:
That must be a tempting offer, eh Rodney?

Rodney:
Well he's a born businessman isnt he?

Mike:
Hang about, hang about. Why should I turn down an offer of £1000 and accept one of £2000?

Del:
Cos of all the advantages it has to offer, like my specialised profit sharing scheme. Let me explain how it works. The £2000 would be disbursed thus: there would be £500 for vous. £500 for vee.

Mike:
What you mean I get 500 quid?

Del:
Oh yes.

Mike:
And what happens to the £1000 that's left over?

Del:
We give that to the Irishman and let him do the job.

Mike:
(grinning) We got a deal, Mr. Trotter.