Oz, Season Two

Hill:
Hey Schillinger.

Schillinger:
What do you want?

Hill:
How much would it cost to mail me out of here?

Schillinger:
Mail you? What are you talking about?

Hill:
I've been trying to think of ways to get out of here.

Schillinger:
Escape from Oz?

Hill:
Yeah. And I figured, you know, you could box me up in a crate and mail me to my wife overnight express, Priority Mail, whatever. How much would that cost? Postage, shipping, handling, et cetera?

Schillinger:
Are you serious?

Hill:
Yeah.

Schillinger:
Then you're nuts.

Hill:
Is that a no?

Schillinger:
Yeah. No. No, yeah, it's a no. Get the f*** out of here before I tip you over.

Hill:
All right, Vern, I ain't mad at you. You can't help it if you're ugly and stupid.