Parks and Recreation, Season 1

[Mark goes up to Ron]

Mark:
Hey Parks Department.

Ron:
Hey Mark, this is Beth, my ex-wife Tammy's better looking sister.

Beth:
Nice to meet you.

Mark:
Nice to meet you. You guys are together?

Ron:
Yep. My ex-wife Tammy cheated on me, then we divorced, then last week I ran into her sister Beth here, turns out she hates Tammy too, so we started dating. It's like a fairy tale.

Beth:
Tammy stinks.

[Mark goes up to Tom]

Tom:
Brendanawicz!

Mark:
Hey Tom.

Tom:
Hey, I want you to meet my wife.

Wendy:
Hi, I'm Wendy Haverford.

Mark:
[shocked because Wendy is attractive] Hi. You're...Tom's wife?

Wendy:
Don't hold it against me.

Tom:
Look at how hot she is! Isn't that crazy? And she's a surgeon! She makes a ton of money! BAM!

[Mark goes up to April]

April:
This is Derek.

Mark:
Cool. How long you guys been dating?

April:
We're just friends. He's like the gayest person I've ever met, but I make out with him when I'm drunk sometimes.

Mark:
If you don't want to talk to me, you can just say so.

April:
I don't want to talk to you.