Auf Wiedersehen, Pet, Series 4

[In a meeting at the O.E.D.]

Colin Vanes:
Well there's no question mark over your experience, but the nature of who we are and what we do means that we go into extensive background vetting.

Dennis:
And what does that entail?

Colin Vanes:
Well we have to be sure that our people are never in a position where they can be compromised or blackmailed, so we're extremely thorough on security clearances.

[Dennis looks at Oz]

Oz:
Well, er, you're gonna find this out sooner or later so you might as well know it up front like.

Colin Vanes:
And what's that Mr. Osbourne?

Oz:
I've got a son what's a poof.