Parks and Recreation, Season 3

The Douche:
Alright, switching gears here now, we got Leslie Knope and Tom Harverfart and Ben Wyatt, and they're in the hizzy to talk about an upcoming event called the Harvest Festival.

Leslie:
Well, The Douche, it's a Pawnee tradition, and it's where fun meets awesome...meets agriculture. And it is gonna be next month right here in Pawnee and - spoiler alert - it's gonna have the best corn maze ever.

Crazy Ira:
You lost your virginity in a corn maze, didn't you Douche?

The Douche:
Oh, that's right - to your mom!

[China Joe plays a sound effect of a woman moaning and going "Crazy Ira, clean your room!"]

Leslie:
There's also going to be hay rides.

The Douche:
"Hey, ride me!" is what Crazy Ira's mom said.

[China Joe plays more moaning sounds]

Tom:
China Joe, you are a poet!