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Parks and Recreation, Season 3

Parks and Recreation (2009-) is an American comedy television series. It was co-created by Greg Daniels and Michael Schur, part of the creative team on The Office. Despite initial speculation it would be a spin-off of The Office, the two programs ar… more »

Donna:
This "Snake Juice" is basically rat poison. Everybody's wasted.

[cuts to a drunk and crying Leslie]

Leslie:
She didn't even know one thing, I didn't even say one thing and then she asked me the whole thing and I didn't even do it once!

[cuts to a drunk Tom]

Tom:
I'm like an elephant, OK? If I walk into a room, it's like OK, he's in there.

[cuts to a drunk and giggling Ben]

Ben:
Baba booey.

[cuts to a drunk Andy]

Andy:
Turn this music down. [singing] Farts and boobs and love and stuff... macaroni salad...

[cuts to a drunk April]

April:
[rapidly speaks Spanish]

[cuts to a drunk Ron, who is wearing April's hat and dancing frantically]

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