Parks and Recreation, Season 3

Chris:
Ron Swanson!

Ron:
Chris, you have come up with a plan so spectacularly horrible that it might ruin the entire department.

Chris:
Now wait a minute...

Ron:
I mean that as a compliment. So it pains me to say this: my department has to go back to the way it was.

Chris:
Give them time. They'll adjust.

Ron:
No they won't. They're miserable. Tom only performs when there's someone to impress, so marooning him on freak island isn't helping anyone. And you made April assistant to everyone? You know who April hates? Everyone. And Jerry can only function if no one is looking. You shine a light on him and he shrinks up faster than an eskimo's scrotum.

Chris:
That's very perceptive, Ron. And very graphic.