Auf Wiedersehen, Pet, Series 4

[Oz jumps on a plane after being refused to join the team]

Purser:
Mr. Osbourne

Oz:
Yes.

Purser:
I wonder if you could follow me. Bring your personal effects.

Oz:
Upgrade is it?

Purser:
If you'd just come with these gentlemen.

Oz:
What's up like? I've not been smokin' in yer bog. I didn't check a bag on so you couldn't of found a bomb in it.

Purser:
We don't want to alarm the other passengers, do we Sir?

Oz:
Well I'm not a bloody terrorist. My name's Osbourne not Osama.

Suit:
Don't make us use force, Sir.

Oz:
Force? I'll show you a bit of force, son.

[Oz elbows Suit in nose, as passengers gasp in horror]

Purser:
You made the list, Mr. Osbourne.

Oz:
What bloody list? The 10 most wanted?

Purser:
The O.E.D.

Oz:
With my mates?

Purser:
You're going to Cuba.

Oz:
Aww. Well why didn't you say so. Sorry pal. Well, bugger Bangkok. Ha'way Havana!