Parks and Recreation, Season 4

[Ron bolts out of the office past Leslie, then turns back to her]

Ron:
Knope, follow me.

Leslie:
Just one second.

Ron:
NOW.

[Ron grabs Leslie's chair and wheels it down the hallway]

Leslie:
Ron! Hey, whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa, Ron-Ron-Ron-Ron-Ron, what's going on?

Ron:
My ex-wife is back.

[Ron grabs a footrest off the shoe shine stand]

Leslie:
Yeah, I saw her in the courtyard.

Ron:
No, my other ex-wife Tammy - Tammy One.

[Leslie gasps]

Ron:
I have accrued 228 personal days. Starting now, I am using all of them. While I'm gone, you're in charge.

[Ron plunges the footrest into the wall, steps up, removes an air grate and retrieves a large bag of survival equipment marked "Tammy One" from the duct]

Ron:
Also, I keep a sizable supply of ground chuck in my desk. Remove it, or it will begin to smell. Godspeed.

[Ron runs down the hall at full speed, plowing into Jerry in the process.]