Peep Show, Series 4

Mark:
Please, no. Please tell me no.

Jez:
What?

Mark:
That. The smutty smile. Jeremy, please tell me that nothing's going on there.

Jez:
Nothing is going on there.

Mark:
Let's just say nothing's going on there.

Jez:
Yeah. [Pause] Actually I did want to tell someone, I mean it was so cool, she had all this jam -

Mark:
Oh my God, you didn't?! You f***ed her! Jeremy, you need chemical castration, you're out of control! That's Sophie's mother!

Jez:
She's hot.

Mark:
She's not out of Hollyoaks, Jeremy, she probably had a ration book! Oh you're a piece of work aren't you? I'm down the pub putting the hours in with the dad, and you're back at the house banging the mum! That is not a good impression!

Jez:
I dunno, I think I made a pretty good impression.

Mark:
Jeremy, please, don't smile like that. You're not James Bond, you're disgusting.

Jez:
(I am James Bond.)