Peep Show, Series 5

[Mark and Cally are in bed after having sex together]

Mark:
(Well, that was great. Apart from the skull sending out its invisible rays of bullshit, I think that might be my best ever sexual experience)

Cally:
Okay, I think we have to have a talk. About the whole thing.

Mark:
I'm sorry? The whole...?

Cally:
The whole sexual experience. I have to say, that was very disappointing.

Mark:
Oh, right.

Cally:
I don't mean to be rude, but is that the kind of thing you usually do?

Mark:
Well, I suppose, in general....what, what exactly did I do wrong?

Cally:
Well, it was better than with Jeremy though. With Jeremy, I had to stop him in the middle.

Mark:
You stopped Jeremy in the middle?

Cally:
Sorry, is this weird for you, do you want to know?

Mark:
[reluctantly] I do...a bit

Cally:
He's like a red setter bounding after a tennis ball, you're like a captain solemnly going down with his ship.

Mark:
Well, well that's good to know.

Cally:
But we can try again, just as long as you're prepared for me to tell you exactly what to do?

Mark:
That could be a good system.