Peep Show, Series 5

Mark:
Hey Jez!

Jez:
Oh, hi Mark.

Mark:
This may be the best day of my life! War with Sophie is over, and Johnson's given me a promotion! I've only got my own bloody little office.

Jez:
That's great. Good for you.

Mark:
(Uh-oh, the ghost at the feast, better take the mustard off.)

Mark:
Well it wasn't that great. Lunch was pretty nothing-y. Baked potato...again...Are you, alright Jez?

Jez:
I've just been doing alot of thinking.

Mark:
(Oh shit.)

Jez:
Why do I do half the stupid shit I do? I've been thinking, maybe I'm not in the one percent of people who think they're going to be famous musicians and are totally right. But, in the ninety-nine percent of talentless, misguided dickheads.