Pee-wee's Playhouse, Season 1

Randy:
What's the matter, Pee-wee?

Pee-wee:
I'm bored, Randy.

Randy:
Bored? There's plenty of things to do on a rainy day.

Pee-wee:
I know Randy, but I've done all them already.

Randy:
No, you haven't. See this phone here?

Pee-wee:
Yes, I've called everyone I know.

Randy:
So? Call some people you don't know!

Pee-wee:
What do you mean?

Randy:
Here, I'll show you. (goes into the picture phone and dials a number of a housewife who answers)

Housewife:
Hello.

Randy:
Hello. Is your refrigerator running?

Housewife:
Why yes.

Randy:
Then, you better go and catch it! Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. (hangs up) See Pee-wee? It's easy. You try one.

Pee-wee:
No Randy, that's not fun! It's not nice to make prank phone calls!

Randy:
Don't be such a chicken! (dials the number of the same housewife) Here's it's ringing. (hands the phone to Pee-wee)

Housewife:
(irritated) Hello?

Pee-wee:
Hello, is your refrigerator running?

Housewife:
I've had just about enough of this! My husband is a police officer. Darryl?

Darryl:
Yes, dear? (takes the phone from his wife) What's your name, kid?

Pee-wee:
Pee-wee Herman.

Darryl:
Well, you listen to me, Pee-wee Herman. Making prank phone calls is against the law! If I wasn't such a nice guy, I'd take you downtown and throw ya into jail! And you'd have a criminal record for the rest of your life. Would ya like that?

Pee-wee:
Uh, no, sir. I mean, no, officer!

Policeman:
Yeah. All right. I'll let you go this time. But next time, you're goin' to jail.