Prison Break, Season 4

'Theodore Bagwell:
'scus me, 'scus me, I'd like a meeting with your president, sir. Uh.. can you notify him I'm here. Thank you.

"w:
Gaurd": The president doesn't live in America, sir. She lives in Kashmir.

'Theodore Bagwell:
She? Oh, well. Well, (laughs) well, that explains a lot, don;t it? Listen, Haji, I got no beefs with you, okay? It's just, there comes a point when a thinking man, has to take a stand. You knows who else thinks? Elephants. That's right. Elephants. You know, they have the largest brain in the whole animal kingdom? Did you know that?

"w:
India Guard":Sir...

'Theodore Bagwell:
You folks have a history of mistreating these mighty creatures, and up til now, no one's been lifting a finger. Up till now.

"w:
India Guard": This is private property, sir. I'm going to have to ask you to leave.

'Theodore Bagwell:
(Reaching in his pocket and pulls out handcuffs) Well, I'm not going anywhere. (cuffs himself to the gate) HA!

"w:
India Guard": Unlock those now!