Psych, Season 5

Gus:
New rule. From now on, any cover story or fake I.D. must be run past me and approved...

Shawn:
Approved.

Gus:
...In writing, three days in advance.

Shawn:
Gus, you're kidding, right?

Gus:
No, Shawn; I need the proper amount of time to concoct my alter ego that best complements yours in a situation.

Shawn:
I don't know where I'm going to be living in three days.

Gus:
That's the deal, Shawn. Take it or leave it.

. . .

Shawn:
[introducing Gus to a stranger] So, he is a pharmaceutical salesman who moonlights at his psychic detective agency. And once, at camp, he wet his pants.

Gus:
Spilled water on my pants

Shawn:
I'm sorry but if this was Saturday I would have a much better cover story