QI, Series Two [B]

[Alan holds up his board. It says, 'sit look rub panda.']

Stephen Fry:
I don't know, it's like occupational therapy in an old people's home. Oh, hello, what have you got here?

Jimmy Carr:
[Reading his board.] 'Put smarties tubes on cats legs make them walk like a robot'.

Stephen Fry:
Brilliant. That is absolutely wonderful. He's used all his letters.

Alan Davies:
That is unbe-f***ing-lievable. It makes sense. They would walk like a robot. It's an idea. It's like giving people an idea.

Bill Bailey:
It puts this completely to shame. [He holds his up. It says, 'gay elf romp'.]

Alan Davies:
I can't even imagine how you managed to do that!

Stephen Fry:
No, I'm sure you can't, Alan.

Jimmy Carr:
It does work, actually. It's a lovely way to spend an afternoon.