Red Dwarf, Series III

Lister:
She took all her clothes off and stood there in front of me, completely naked. I was so excited I nearly dropped me skateboard!

Rimmer:
Skateboard? How old were you?

Lister:
Twelve.

Rimmer:
Twelve?! Twelve years old? Twelve?! (pause) You can't have been a full member of the golf club, then.

Lister:
Of course I wasn't! It was just a place to go!

Rimmer:
You did it on a golf course and you weren't a member?

Lister:
'Course I wasn't!

Rimmer:
I used to play golf! I hope you raked the sand back nicely after you'd finished. Imagine getting your ball stuck in Lister's buttock crevice. You'd need more than a niblick to get that out.

Lister:
Are you saying I've got a big bum?

Rimmer:
Big? It's like two badly parked Volkswagens.