Red Dwarf, Series IV

Kryten:
[upon showing Lister a photo of his penis] Well?

Lister:
Well what?

Kryten:
Well, what do you think?

Lister:
I'm not quite with you here, Kryten, what am I supposed to say?

Kryten:
I want to know, is that normal?

Lister:
What, taking photographs of it and showing it to your mates? No, it's not!

Kryten:
Well, i-it's supposed to look like that?

Lister:
....well yeah.

Kryten:
But it's hideous! That's the best design they could come up with!? Are you seriously telling me there were choices and someone said "Ah. There. That's it. That's the shape we're looking for; the 'last-chicken-in-the-shop' look." Shakespeare had one. Einstein. Perry Como sang 'Memories Are Made of This' with one of those stashed in his slacks!?'

Lister:
Well yeah.

Kryten:
No wonder humans don't have a zoom mode!