Red Dwarf, Series VIII

Kryten:
First, we sabotage the date.

Lister:
What, "we"? You mean you're gonna help me?

Kryten:
Step on board the "love express," sir! Now, we get to his quarters through the air vents; I've paid off the guards. Then you make him look like the nerdiest slob in the entire universe. This is what you leave in his quarters. A half-eaten onion sandwich. That's always a passion-killer.

Lister:
Is it? I like those.

Kryten:
Then there's this: "Morris Dancer Monthly." What a total dweebo nerdmeister he'll look with those!

Rimmer:
They're mine!

Kryten:
And then there's these: tragically unfashionable underpants.

Rimmer:
[exasperated] They're mine!

Kryten:
And finally: Christian rock music. If that doesn't scare her off, nothing will.

Rimmer:
Have you been going through my things?