Red Dwarf, Series X

Jesus:
I'm looking for my uncle. Hast thou seen him?

Erin:
No.

Jesus:
If thou seest him, tell him that I will be in the tavern, drinking wine in great plenty until my legs do the dance of a newly-born camel! And then my mind will turn to dark, vile thoughts and I'll start coveting my neighbour's oxen!!

Erin:
That's breaking the Tenth Commandment, that is.

Jesus:
[giggles] And if there's time, I might even covet his donkey! And when I've finished coveting things, I might make a small statue out of wood and- and- and idolise it a bit!

Erin:
You've got to watch yourself. God is a jealous God. You do that and he won't just get you, you know. According to the Second Commandment, he'll wipe out all your descendants.

Jesus:
Isn't that breaking the Sixth Commandment? 'Thou shalt not kill?'

Erin:
It's not killing, it's genocide. I think that's okay.