Rescue Me, Season 2

Tommy:
This is the big emergency that you had me come over and help you with?

Sheila:
Yeah. An emotional emergency.

Tommy:
Do me a favor: Next time call the hormone hot line.

[Paulie beeps the horn from in the truck]

Sheila:
Hey, retard! I got neighbors.

Paulie:
Sorry!

Tommy:
[to Sheila] He really is retarded.

Sheila:
Really?

Tommy:
Yeah.

Sheila:
[to Paulie] Sorry!

Paulie:
What?

Tommy:
Shut up! [to Sheila] You know, I have to go to work, I have to drop him off blah blah blah.

Sheila:
Oh, I'm sorry. Am I an inconvenience to you? Oh, yeah. I must be a big fat inconvenience to you. [Tommy starts walking towards his truck] Right? Unless of course you've got no place to go or you're lonely or you're looking for some place to park your cock.

Tommy:
Talk to you later.

Sheila:
Oh that's perfect. There's a picture I can't get enough of. You walking away. Hey, you have no responsibility here, too bad you're not married, you don't have to handle it right? You big pussy! [starts crying and Tommy starts his truck]

Tommy:
You got a girlfriend, Paulie? [Paulie shakes his head] I think I'm the retarded one.