Rescue Me, Season 5

Mike:
[about opening a bar] Well, if I'm providing the money, then what are you guys bringing to the table?

Sean:
Dude, I got my associate's degree from Scranton... almost. I would provide the business savvy. You would be the money, I would be the brain's. Got it?

Franco:
Wait a second, if your dumbass is the brains, then what the hell does that make me?

Sean:
Well, we're gonna need a bouncer for sure. I mean, if Mike's the money, and I'm the brains, you would be the brawn.

Franco:
Why do I gotta be the brawn?

Sean:
Well, first of all, Lou told me what you did to that bum in the fire the other day. Secondly, you're Puerto Rican, kinda scary. I mean, who's gonna mess around at a bar with a big, giant scary, Puerto Rican guy standing at the door, y'know? Except maybe other Puerto Ricans, but let's be honest, we're not gonna let them in.

Franco:
Whatever, man. Give me whatever title you want, I just wanna be around to watch you two humps sink this damn ship.

Sean:
Alright, what do you say, Mike?

Mike:
As long as I get to name the place.

Sean:
... No.

Mike:
Okay. Deal.