Rescue Me, Season 5

Colleen:
What did you wanna talk to me about?

Tommy:
Uh, I just wanted to say that, your mother and I... we're very proud of you, and we think Shawn's great.

Colleen:
He is.

Tommy:
Yes, and the being black thing, doesn't bother us at all. I mean, I think we've raised you kids with that color, creed, religion, you know... none of that stuff, you know, doesn't matter to us. And... you know, love, it's a big thing... it's... you know, it-- it, it just happens. And I think it's kinda important to... you know... What?

Colleen:
What's the problem?

Tommy:
There's no problem, honey, I just wanna... okay... If you were gonna buy a car, you'd test drive it, that's what I'm tryin' to say.

Colleen:
Oh, my God.

Tommy:
No, no, listen. If you were gonna test drive a car, you'd take it out and you'd drive it around, and you'd maybe take it on the highway...

Sean:
[walks up]: Hey, Col, how are 'ya? You're gonna buy a car so I hear? Y'know my friend, Mark, is gettin' rid of this old--

Tommy:
Y'know, she's all set, she's got a car. That's nice though. Thanks. [Sean walks off, Tommy continues his thought before Sean interrupted] Listen, I just think you know, it's important that the parts... fit.

Colleen:
What parts?

Tommy:
You know the parts, and don't make me say the parts, you--

Colleen:
His penis in my vagina.

Sean:
[overhearing]: You guys aren't talkin' about cars, are you? [Tommy makes a face, and Sean walks off]

Colleen:
Are you actually tellin' me to have sex with Shawn?

Tommy:
No... kinda... yeah. I'm just sayin' that I don't think it's such a bad idea for you to do it, okay? You don't have to do the whole thing... just y'know, do the Clinton thing, you don't have to go all the way--

Colleen:
Oh, my God!

Tommy:
Honey, what? I thought that would be easier.

Colleen:
Dad! Dad, are you tellin' me to-- Oh, my God.

Tommy:
I'm not tellin' you anything, what? What? It's a suggestion, I'm suggesting some stuff to help you with your--

Colleen:
I'm telling mom.