Rescue Me, Season 5

Black Shawn:
Hey, Tommy? Did you tell Colleen to go down on me?

Tommy:
What?

Black Shawn:
She said you said somethin' about Bill Clinton. ... I just find that shit, very, very disturbing.

Tommy:
I didn't say anything like that.

Black Shawn:
Now, here I am a good brother, tryin' to keep it real, and here you are tellin' her to go down on me, and service me in an oral fashion.

Tommy:
Wh-what? Wh--What? See? This is the reason you can't tell anybody anything any more, it gets blow out of proportion!

Black Shawn:
I'm gonna stay strong, and focused, and give her that good lovin' on our weddin' night!

Tommy:
Wh-- Al-alright, but you wouldn't buy a car without test driving it!