Rescue Me, Season 5

Sean:
Do you think it's possible to die of shit poisoning? You know like if your shit backs up and you haven't shit for days and days and days? Do you just die or does it have to come out eventually? Because if so, I'm going to have invest in some earplugs.

Franco:
Well, have you thought about getting your kidneys checked out?

Sean:
What's that supposed to mean?

Franco:
I'm just saying think I they have something to do with your waste functions. You might have a problem, you know?

Sean:
Yeah? Well maybe you've got a problem, asshole, talking about other people's functions. What are you, a doctor?

Franco:
You know I'm not, Sean.

Sean:
Yeah, well shut your mouth.

Franco:
Maybe ought to shut yours, shit's starting to come out of it.

Sean:
Yeah, I wish.