Rescue Me, Season 5

Sheila:
How's the baby?

Janet:
Oh, the baby's fine. [Sheila has a blank look on her face and sits back in her seat] Okay, okay, so what just happened? What was that?

Sheila:
Hmm?

Janet:
What? Th-That look on your face.

Sheila:
Hm, what? Did I have a look?

Janet:
Yeah.

Sheila:
[looks to the side] Oh, you know what? It was probably the look of, um, disbelief.

Janet:
Okay, you lost me.

Sheila:
Yeah, it was disbelief in reaction to that, uh, strange little smile that crossed your face when I asked you about the baby. [Janet gives her a look] Don't even try to act like you didn't have a little smile on your sour little puss before you answered my question about the baby.

Janet:
I-I don't even know why I bother to be nice to you.

Sheila:
[laughs] I'm sorry. Was that you being nice to me? Why don't you go to hell, Janet?

Janet:
Aren't you already there?

[Sheila stops and looks at Janet. Sheila then picks up her cell phone and sends a text to Janet. Janet's cell phone rings and she picks it up]

Janet:
You spelled it wrong.

Sean:
[walks in] Hey!

Janet:
Hey.

Sean:
Hey, ladies. Wow. Fancy meeting you two here. What are the odds that the two of you be here at exactly the same time? Huh? It's really-- [laughs and pauses] I'm not interrupting anything, am I?

Janet & Sheila:
No.

Sean:
Oh, good, good. Oh, hey! Is that the new cell phone everyone's talkin' about? That's awesome! [Sean picks up Janet's cell] What's a cunf? [Sean laughs nervously, they are all silent] I, uh, just came by to say hi to the guys, so, I'm actually late so I'm gonna-- I'm gonna pick up my watch-- I left it at the, uh.. It's good to see you both. So, you look great. Both of you.

Sheila:
Oh, hey! I'm glad you're feeling better!

Sean:
Thanks.

[Janet taps her fingers on the table and then picks up her cell phone and texts Sheila]

Sheila:
The correct spelling?