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Robot Chicken, Season 1

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Gohan:
Dad, could you kick an angel's ass?

Goku:
You're damn right I could.

Gohan:
Is that Santa on the roof?

Goku:
Well if not, I got a present for him. [racks handgun slide, Santa falls hard out of the chimney]

Gohan:
Santa, Santa!

Santa:
Oh! my motherf***ing knee, Oh, f***! Shit! Dog scrotum! F*** it out of hell that hurts like a motherf***er!

Gohan:
Dad, what's a scrotum?

Goku:
Uh... er... heh. So, uh Santa, what happened?

Santa:
Bandits, Goku; they stole my reindeer, and all the presents... and my pants!

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