Robot Chicken, Season 3
[The final scene of season 2 plays, with everyone being killed by Matthew Senreich, including Seth Green - cut to a graveyeard, where we see all the characters tomestones, and stops at Seth's. A zombie hand pushes from the dirt]
Mike Lazzo:
Ratings are through the roof, bitches. We're fixin' to renew, y'all.
Matthew:
That's what the f*** I'm talking about!
Keith Crofford:
But at what cost?
Mike:
You say something Keith?
Keith:
No, no I didn't say anything. [Seth, as a zombie, smashes through window and starts to eat Keith's brains] Arrrgghh!!!!!!
Mike:
Gravy cornbread!
Matthew:
Holy f***ing ass-crackers!
[Mike and Matthew run towards the elevator]
Mike:
Oh, f***!
Matthew:
(repeately pushing the elevator button) Come on, come on, coommee oonnn...
[Seth, writers and characters break through walls and ceiling, after Matthew and Mike]
Mike:
Dang it! What do we do now?
Matthew:
I've got an idea! [pushes Mike into the zombies]
Mike:
Aw, you rattlesnake!! [eaten by zombies]
Matthew:
[jumps in elevator] Yes! [Matthew exit the elevator, approaches a locked door; tried to open but still locked] No!
[the zombies wait patiently and quietly in the elevator]
Matthew:
Noo!!! [Seth and other zombies exit the elveator; Matthew picks up his cell phone, reading the message WOW] Wow! Oh, wait. Oh, it's just Mom.
[the zombies dance to the ringtone, resembling the dance from Michael Jackson's Thriller. Suddenly the ringtone stops.]
Matthew:
No!!!! [the zombies stop dancing and are going to eat Matthew's brain] Look at the new contract! We get health benefits! Oh God, please don't eat my brains!
[Seth grabs the contract and discussing with the other zombies about health benefits. Cut to the writers lounge]
Mike Fasolo:
[sighs] Smells like wet garbage in here.
Matthew:
Yo, what do you guys want for lunch today?
Seth (zombie]:
Brains!
Doug (zombie]:
Brains!
Mike:
Subway.
Tom (zombie]:
Brains.
Matthew:
Brains it is.
Mike:
Oh, I hate brains.
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