Robot Chicken, Season 3

Godzilla:
So why are you here?

Godzilla Jr.:
I want to destroy cities and rid the streets of weaponry.

Godzilla:
Yeah, but, why are you really here?

Godzilla Jr.:
I wanna be king of the monsters.

Godzilla:
There you go. Now, if you stick with me, you'll make it, but, uh, you gotta unlearn that bullshit that they teach ya in Monster Island now, cuz that shit gonna get ya killed out here.

Godzilla Jr.:
I'll do anything you want me to do.

Godzilla:
[laughs] My lizard. Now how's your Japanese?

Godzilla Jr.:
Not that good.

Godzilla:
Well, you learn that shit then, brother, cos that shit gonna get ya killed. These motherf***ers out there be plottin' all types of shit on ya.

Godzilla:
Hey yo, Mazinger! You got my stuff?

Mazinger:
Yo, what you need, Zilla? Check it out, I got rocket firing hands; I got rockets for your shoulders and legs, man, my shit is tight!

Godzilla:
Oh, yeah, that's what I'm talkin' about. But anyway... [roars, shoots a beam at Mazinger, killing him]

Godzilla Jr.:
What did you do!?

Godzilla:
Justifiable homicide on the line of duty.

Godzilla Jr.:
No, that was murder!

Godzilla:
Open your eyes, son.

Godzilla Jr.:
That man was your friend, and you killed him like a fly!

Godzilla:
Why is he my friend, huh? Because he knows my name? Mazinger sold guns and rockets; the world is a better place without him anyway. Now get your ass in the car.

Godzilla Jr.:
No way, man. I'm getting reassigned.

Godzilla:
Well, you do that! You tell them what I did; I don't give a damn, cuz I got news for ya: King Kong ain't got shit on me! [King Kong appears behind him and throws feces at Godzilla]