Robot Chicken, Season 3

[A massive rain storm is falling on the Smurf Village]

Army Corps of Engineers Smurf:
Papa Smurf Papa Smurf it's smurfing like a mothersmurfer. What if the dam breaks?

Papa Smurf:
This is exactly why I'm Papa Smurf and you're just...uhhh...uh...uh which smurf are you?

Army Corps of Engineers Smurf:
Oh I'm Army Corp of Engineer Smurf.

Papa Smurf:
That Dam was smurfed by the finest construction crew the forest has to offer.

[Cuts to several beavers. One has it's head stuck in a bucket, one is hiting it's head against a tree and one is humping another beaver. Suddenly the crappy wooden dam, just a few logs piled haphazardly across the river, breaks.]

Grandpa Smurf:
I did't evacuate when them chipmonks went rabid, and that was bad. Sure as hell ain't evacuating for a little rain. :[Flood water then crushes him. Smurf village is shown flooded, with Smurf bodies floating in the water.]

Anderson Copper:
"Destruction. Devestation. A community in ruins. How did it come to this? Why did the dam fail?"

[News footage shows bodies, two smurfs holding up a sign that says "Smurf Fema" before a hawk swoops in and grabs one of them and a smurf looting a T.V from an appliance store. Cuts to Gargamel's home, who is watching Anderson Copper on TV.]

Gargamel:
I've spent my entire adult life trying to find the smurf village. How did Anderson (bleep)ing Copper find it in less than a day?

Anderson Copper:
And where is the king during the greatest crisis the forest has ever known?

Brainy Smurf:
Papa Smurf says that the king doesn't care about blue people and Papa Smurf is always right because Papa Smurf... [Begins to look around surprised] Papa Smurf?

Anderson Copper":
What is it Brainy?

Brainy Smurf:
Usually the other smurfs kick me out of the village when I start talking too much, but... there are no smurfs left!

[Brainy starts crying. Gargamel is scooping up dead smurfs in a fishing net.]

Gargamel:
Ha Ha Ha! This is the best day of my life! RaHe He Heee!. [Gargamel is cutting up smurf bodies, putting them in blenders and pulling out a bowl of smurfs from the oven. Cut to Gargamel is at the dinner table]

Gargamel:
Triumph at last hahhaha. [Takes a bite of the smurf meal and immediately has a disgusted look on his face. He then takes the plate of smurfs over to the garbage can throws them away. He picks up the phone and makes a call, depressed.] Hello it's Gargamel, yes the usual. Oh with fried rice please! For one. [Hangs up phone and sighs.]