Robot Chicken, Season 3

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Orderly:
Hey, what's on the menu today?

Chef:
I thought the inmates would enjoy a nice change of pace. Broccoli, baked beans, coffee ice cream, and Red Bull.

Orderly:
Oh, my God.

[After dinner, the inmates are rioting, beating themselves with trays, drawing on the walls, and farting incessantly. Switches to TiVo listing, with the following dialogue unseen]

Gary:
I think I've had enough of that show. Delete

["Delete? Are you sure you want to delete:
Robot Chicken: "Boo Cocky?" Yes No"]

Enrique:
[highlights "No" and selects. Goes up and down the queue throughout] Hey, what are you doing?

Gary:
I don't want Robot Chicken on the DVR.

Enrique:
No, I love Robot Chicken.

Gary:
It's all farting and retards.

Enrique:
Well, I like it.

Gary:
Tough titties.

Enrique:
Ass! We split the cable bill.

Gary:
TV doesn't have to be stupid...

Enrique:
I want...

Gary:
[cont'd] ...it can be challenging, even brainy...

Enrique:
You want something brainy on the TV. [Gunshot! Blood splatters on the screen, and the queue stops] There! Ha ha ha! Oh, man. I ain't going to prison. [Another gunshot! More blood splattered.]

Friend:
[sound of opening door] Oh, my God! Gary! Enrique! I better call 911! [Dials] But I might as well watch a little Robot Chicken while I wait for the cops. [Selects "Boo Cocky" and watches. Scene goes back to the rioting, farting inmates.]

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