Robot Chicken, Season 3

[The sketch opens to Doc's workshop Doc is with Sprocket (his pet dog), and they have an exterminator investigating Fraggle Rock]

Doc:
Well, my dog is always barking at that hole. So I figured there must be something down there.

Exterminator:
Rats, snakes. Could be any number of reasons to overbill you, but I've got something that'll fix the problem.

[He throws something that looks like a flashlight or lantern down the hole]

Doc:
Will that kill them all?

Exterminator:
No, this is so I'll know where to throw this! [throws a grenade down the hole, ducks and covers Doc and himself]

Fraggles:
[singing] Happy, happy day, Fraggles say it's a happy day, Happy, happy day, Nothing can go wrong...

[The grenade falls down into Fraggle Rock and explodes]

[The place starts to collapse]

Gobo:
Holy crap! We gotta get outta here! RUN!!!

[The place continues to collapse, with only Mokey, Gobo, Wembley, Red, Boober, and three nameless Fraggles making it out in time]

Gobo:
Oh, this is bad!

Mokey:
What are we going to do? We have no home.

Gobo:
Hey, hey! Uncle "Traveling" Matt's been sending me postcards from the outer world for years. With their guidance, I'll find us a new Fraggle Rock.

Wembley:
WAIT! STOP!!

Gobo:
What's wrong, Wembley?

Wembley:
I see a terrible thing coming! Fire and death! There's blood everywhere! Something very bad is coming!

Gobo:
You got to work on the "pre" part of prechification, douchebag. [kicks Wembley in the crotch] IN YOUR BALLS!

Mokey:
[kicks him in the crotch] Take that!

Red:
Yeah, kick the BALLS!

Boober:
There you go.

Wembley:
I now have a vagina.

[the Fraggles stop at a road; a vehicle zooms by]

Red:
What was that?

Gobo:
Uncle Matt says they're called, "Beep-Beep-Outta-the-Way-Assholes"! But they're harmless.

Driver:
[beep beep] Out of the way, asshole!

[The Fraggles start crossing the road; all the vehicles try to dodge them]

Driver:
Out of the way asshole!

[Two of the vehicles crash, setting a Green Fraggle; he screams as he burns to death]

Wembley:
D-d-d-d-...death.

Gobo:
[slaps Wembley] You should've warned us! I'm sure our troubles are all in the past.

[The Fraggles are being chased across the water by Sprocket]

Gobo:
Hurry, it's right behind us!

[Sprocket catches one of the Fraggles and hurts him]

Purple Fraggle:
Hey guys please kill me...kill me, please.

[The other Fragglesbeat him to death]

Purple Fraggle:
Ow! NO! WAIT! STOP! OW! I'VE CHANGED BY MIND!

Gobo:
Hang in there! We're almost done!

[They arrive at a farm]

Boober:
I can't go on! Just leave me!

Mokey:
We need food Gobo, we're starving.

Fraggle:
I smell radishes!

[The Fraggle leaves and a strange noise is heard; the other Fraggles go behind the barn and find him being killed in a trap next to a radish patch.]

Gobo:
He was right, look at all the radishes!

Fraggles:
YAY!

Gobo:
Eat up! There is plenty enough for everybody! [shoves a radish into the dying Fraggle's mouth to feed him as he rolls over dead]

[The Fraggles find their new home]

Gobo:
We did it everyone! Now it's time to start repopulating!

Fraggles:
YAY!

Wembley:
Wait! I'm getting another vision! I see... I see... THAT I'M GONNA GET MY FREAK ON!!!

[Oil floods the home and the Fraggles are killed]