Robot Chicken, Season 3

Sir Mix-a-Lot:
[to tune of "Baby Got Back This table's long, but it should be round King Arthur can't hear a sound When a knight tries to talk That brother's gotta walk 'bout half a freakin' block to be heard Can't hear a word 'cause this table is so absurd Us knights got much to discuss But this table's ridiculous

Balki:
Don't be ridiculous

Sir Mix-a-Lot:
Belvedere can't hear "Yo, can you pass me some beer?!"

Sir Belvedere:
Say what?!

Sir Mix-a-Lot:
It's twenty feet by eighty Can't even flirt with ladies Better have long arms when you're havin' a meal If you're trying to cop a feel We need a new proportion To bring our kingdom fortune I got an idea that might work for ya I'm-a make this mother circular Sir Galahad!

Sir Galahad:
Yeah!

Sir Mix-a-Lot:
Percival!

Sir Percival:
Yeah!

Sir Mix-a-Lot:
You wanna hear the others talk?

Knights:
Hell yeah!

Sir Mix-a-Lot:
Bring it in, sit it down It's like King Arthur's crown Table be round! Table be round. Now with this circulation We can have nice conversation

Verizon guy:
Can you hear me now?

Sir Percival:
I can hear!

Sir Galahad:
Holy cow!

Sir Mix-a-Lot:
Make every knight say...

Everybody:
WOW!

King Arthur:
Now you know that we cannot fail when we're looking for the Holy Grail

Sir Mix-a-Lot:
360 on the parameter You know hos like diameter

Knight:
Bumping this with the circumference

All:
Table be round!

Sir Mix-a-Lot:
[bleep] I'm never gonna need money anyway. Where you win this shit, shootin' dice? Come on, man. Come on, man, the hell wrong with you? Crown-wearing mother[bleep]. [bleep].