Robin Hood, Series 2 (2007)

Much:
Here. [hands little John and Allan a plate of food]

Little John:
I thought you said chicken?

Allan:
Yeah, this is a pretty small chicken, Much.

Will:
Yeah. Again.

Djaq:
And have you seen in the trees? No squirrels lately. [Looks at Will, smiling]

Much:
It's not squirrel!

Djaq:
All you ever eat is meat and bread. We are surrounded by edible berries and, and leaves! Where's the fruit, the salad?!

Will:
Salad?

Little John:
Men? Eating leaves?

Allan:
There is only one use for leaves around here and you wouldn't want to be eating them afterwards.

[the gang laugh]

[Robin arrives with Daniel]

Robin:
Up!

[Djaq and Will stand up]

Robin:
We need to go. This is Daniel. His friends are in danger and if I'm not much mistake, so are we.

Allan:
What's up?

Robin:
It's Gisborne. He's creating a new armour. We need to take his toys away, so...arm yourselves.

[The gang get ready]

Daniel:
Little John.

[Little John looks at him]

Daniel:
Will.

[Will looks at him]

Daniel:
Allan A Dale.

[Allan waves at him]

Daniel:
And you must be Djaq, [Djaq smiles at him] the Saracen. Wow!

[Daniel looks at Much]

Daniel:
Sorry, who are you?

Robin:
That, that's Much.

[Much walks forward, smiles and puts his hands on his hips]

Daniel:
Oh, yes! The servant.

[The gang laughs]

Much:
Funny.

[Daniel looks at Little John]

Little John:
What?

Daniel:
I just expected you to be taller.

Little John:
I'm quite tall.

Daniel:
Yeah, but, like a giant.

Djaq:
Men tend to lie about their size.