Robin Hood, Series 2 (2007)

[The gang led by Much are running to the barn in Nettlestone]

Much:
Come on! This way! Quick! Girl in distress!

Robin:
What distress?

[Much opens the barn door and gestures to Robin to enter the barn.

Much:
Go!

[Robin enters followed by the rest of the gang. Robin doesn't see a girl in distress]

Robin:
Where's the girl?

Much:
The girl is the pig! [He gestures to a pig roasting on a fire, with George cooking it], the pig is your present! This is a party! [Robin smiles] Happy Birthday!

Will:
Yeah!

Djaq:
Happy Birthday!

[Robin hugs Little John and Djaq]

Robin:
Well, why here? Why not have it in the forest?

Much:
There's gratitude for you. Because then it wouldn't be a surprise!

[He playfully punches Robin in the stomach]

Much:
And besides, the people of Nettlestone can join us and you know... say thank you. Speaking of which, where is everyone?

George:
They couldn't make it. And neither can I.

Much:
What do you mean they couldn't make it?! It's Robin Hood's birthday!

George:
Sorry.

Much:
Sorry for what?

[George quickly opens the barn door, closes it and runs]

Much:
George?!

[Robin walks over to the closed barn door]

Robin:
Oh, Much.

Much:
What?

[Robin looks through the gaps in the barn door and sees mercenaries arriving]

[George runs over to the mercenaries and Ellingham throws him a bag of money]

George:
Thank you!

[George runs away]

Ellingham:
[Shouting] Happy Birthday, Robin Hood!

Much:
Who's that?

Robin:
That's Ellingham.

Ellingham:
[Shouting] The Sheriff sends his best!

Robin:
The leader of the Sheriff's mercenaries.

Ellinghan:
Not to mention...his best men!

[The mercenaries cheer]

Robin:
Much!

[Robin turns to look at Much]

Much:
[Holding his arms out. Shouting] Sorry!