Robin Hood, Series 2 (2007)

Robin:
Hey, John! You're dying for England. Even if you're not there.

Allan:
[Quietly] I'm not being funny...it's the King of England who put us here in the first place!

Robin:
The Sheriff spun him a story! The moment we came here, we were marked men. [Emotionally] It's not the King's fault!

[Pause]

Marian:
Well, say the words then, handsome.

Robin:
What words?

Marian:
"I, Robin, take you, Marian..."

Robin:
Now?

Marian:
Now is a good time, I think. We are in the company of the best witnesses England has to offer.

[Much nods, Marian looks at him and smiles]

Robin:
I, Robin, take you, Marian, to be my lawful wedded wife. [Marian smiles] To have and to hold. For better or for worse. For richer or for poorer...

[Pause]

[Much starts sobbing]

Marian:
"In sickness..."

Robin:
In sickness or in health. [Pause. Robin sighs] To love and to cherish. [Pause] Til death do us part.

Marian:
I, Marian take you, Robin of Locksley, master of the bow, champion of the poor, and Lord of my heart, to be my lawful wedded husband. I promise to love and to cherish you, for better or for worse from this day forward as long as we both shall live.

[Marian looks at Much and laughs]

Marian:
Much... don't cry.

[Much shakes his head and whimpers]

Carter:
He's not crying. He's laughing on the wrong side of his face.

Robin:
Carter!

Much:
Carter!

[Everyone then shouts "Carter!" and laughs]

Robin:
I thought we lost you.

Carter:
Sorry. [He walks over to Little John and cuts him free from the rope] Out here you can lose your head.

[Carter gives Little John the knife and Little John walks over to Much and starts to cut the ropes. Carter walks over to Robin]

Much:
Ho! I thought I didn't like you!

Carter:
I know.

Much:
Well, I do now!

[Little John unties him and Much falls down]

Much:
Ah!

[Carter cuts Robin free]