Sam & Cat, Season 1

(Someone knocks the door twice.)

Cat:
Come in, Dice.

Dilben:
I'm not Dice. I'm...

Sam:
Get out.

Cat:
No. Um, hi, Dilben! Come in. Would you like a muffin?

Dilben:
I spit on your muffins.

Cat:
You should try butter.

Dilben:
Your goat is still here.

Sam:
It's not our goat.

Cat:
We're just babysitting him.

Dilben:
Yeah right.

Sam:
Hey, you got another cape.

Dilben:
I wanna speak to your grandmother.

Cat:
My Nona?

Dilben:
Get her.

Sam:
She doesn't live here anymore.

Dilben:
Whaaaaaat?

Cat:
She moved to Elderly Acres.

Sam:
Yup.

Dilben:
Interesting. And who else lives here with you two?

Cat:
Nobody.

Dilben:
Delicious.

Sam:
What are you yammin' about?

Dilben:
Building rules! All apartments must have at least one adult resident. And since you're both in high school, and you're keeping a goat! My father has two reasons to throw you out!

(Dilben tries to leave the house but Sam interrupts him.)

Sam:
Dilben.

Dilben:
Yeeeeees.

Sam:
Before you go...

(The next scene shows Dilben with his shirt around his waist and his pants over his head, kicked out of the apartment by Sam, once again.)

Sam:
Enjoy your Saturday.

Dilben:
I still have one more cape!

Sam:
Suck a truck.

(Sam closes the door and Dilben leaves.)

Dilben:
I will not suck a truck! Or enjoy my Saturday!

(Sam opens the door.)

Sam:
Alright, Dilben, you can have your cape back!

(Dilben runs to the door trying to get his cape back.)

Sam:
Whoops!

(Sam closes the door, Dilben fails and leaves.)