Sam & Cat, Season 1

State regulator:
  What are you two, a couple of dummies?  Blue Dog Soda has been banned in California.

Cat:
  Banned?

Sam:
  What?

Cat:
  Why?

State regulator:
  'Cause there's too much sugar in it.  And thanks to me, the State Bureau of Interference has passed a law: it is now illegal to sell or to drink Blue Dog Soda.

Sam:
  But that's insane.

Cat:
  That's our favourite beverage.

State regulator:
  Too bad!  Did you know that some people drink ten-to-twelve bottles of this junk per day?

Cat:
  Well we don't!

Sam:
  Yeah, but we drink, like, one or two a week.

State regulator:
  Yeah, well, some people drink too much of it.

Sam:
  So?  Just 'cause some people drink too much of it, now nobody can have any?

State regulator:
  That's right!  Because the public is too stupid to be trusted with things that they enjoy!