Sam & Cat, Season 1

State regulator:
  Look, are you two babysitters or not?

Sam:
  Listen, buddy, unless you got a warrant, you can't just come in here and b-babysitters?

State regulator:
  Yeah.  Remember the flier?  It said you two babysit.

Cat:
  We do.

State regulator:
  Good.  Mitch, get in here!  This is my boy, Mitch.  And I thought that maybe you two could babysit him for a few hours.

Sam:
  Oh, so you came here just 'cause you want us to babysit your kid?

State regulator:
  Yeah.  And he's not much trouble; he just likes-what d'you like?

Mitch:
  Television, football, cheese.

State regulator:
  That sort of stuff.

Mitch:
  Why can't I just stay with you?

State regulator:
  Well, because daddy has to go find some bad people and put them in jail.

Cat:
  What bad people?

State regulator:
  Somebody has been making illegal Blue Dog Soda and selling it.

Sam:
  No, those "jerks."

Cat:
  Yeah, "jerks."

State regulator:
  We don't know who it is, yet, but some genius copied the formula.

Cat (to Sam):
  Genius.

State regulator:
  We're gonna find 'em, we're gonna bust 'em, and we're gonna shut 'em down.

Sam:
  Okay.

Cat:
  You do that.

Mitch:
  How come?

State regulator:
  'Cause sugar is bad.

Sam:
  Okay, so you, uh, gonna shut down the people who make grape juice?  'Cause grape juice has a lot more sugar in it than soda has.

State regulator:
  Uh, n-no it doesn't.

Sam:
  Yeah, it does.

Cat:
  Grape juice has lots more sugar than soda.

Sam:
  So you gonna ban grape juice?

State regulator:
  L-look, I am not interested in facts!  So, anyway, I'll be back to pick up the kid later.

Mitch:
  I love you, daddy.

State regulator:
  Don't embarrass me.